Blimey, there’s more bull being spewed about than at a bovine diarrhoea convention. Thanks to this social media circus, knowing what’s what is more challenging than getting a straight answer from a politician. Popularity, my dear, doesn’t always equate to legitimacy – if it did, every reality TV star would be a blooming genius. So remember, not every Tom, Dick, or Harry spouting nonsense online is a reliable source. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But remember loves, it’s only lucky if it falls off the horse and hits you on the head. Knocks some sense into you, doesn’t it?

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