Well, well, well, if it isn’t your power-hungry mate from work, keen as mustard to seize the reins again. If this keeps up, you’ll be as chuffed as a fox in a henhouse. You’re not a bleeding puppet, are you? You’ve got a noggin on your shoulders and you’re not afraid to use it, so they can stuff their unwanted guidance where the sun doesn’t shine! Yet, despite the urge to tell them to take a running jump, it’s best to keep your cool. No need to get your knickers in a twist, play it smart and give them the old diplomatic shuffle when it comes to work woes. And here’s a cheeky little tip for you, you lucky sod: Your lucky item for the day is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right! Because when work gets too bloody much, you can always tell them you’re off for a bath with your duck. Now, wouldn’t that ruffle some feathers!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!