Blimey! You’re just gaggin’ for a bit of a chinwag with your chums, aren’t you? But some right nasty bits of business are taking the mickey out of your plans. It’s as if life’s playing a cruel game of cricket, and you’re the bloke who’s been told to fetch the ball from the neighbour’s garden, and that neighbour is a grumpy old sod. So, pull up your socks, and sort out these annoyances. Toss them out like a bad pint and then you can get back to the good stuff, having a knees-up with those you’d take a bullet for, or at least, share your last chip with. And for a bit of extra luck, remember this: “A bird in the hand makes a messy glove.” So keep a spare pair of gloves handy, because you never know when life’s going to drop a bird in your hand, and nobody likes a soiled mitt. And remember, keep it finger-lickin’ good, not finger-stickin’ good.

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