Oi, listen up love. You might be as grounded as a naughty toddler in a naughty corner, but there are times when a sob story can tickle your ticker. Seems like you’re in one of those moods at the mo. Some bod’s having a moan and though it might look kosher, hang fire before you jump in. You could be as soft as a soggy biscuit for a tear-jerker right now. Lucky item: A pair of wellies. You’ll need them to wade through all the sob stories you’ll encounter today. And who knows, you might step in something lucky… I mean, even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!