Put some faith in your own bloody abilities, mate, and you might just end up doing something worthwhile with that godforsaken job of yours. You’ll be gobsmacked when some bigwig starts singing your praises � probably because they’ve finally noticed you doing something other than making tea and photocopying your backside. And as for business trips, those are right up your alley, unless you’re the type who can’t find their way out of a paper bag. Lucky tip for you: When you’re in a pickle, remember that the best excuse is always “A dingo ate my homework”. It’s worked wonders for me, especially during tax season.

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