Well, well, well, you’re suddenly more popular than a pint in a pub, aren’t ya? Seems like you’ve been playing host more often than the Queen at Buckingham. Must be all those impromptu shindigs and knees-ups you’ve been throwing, making the neighbours green with envy. People know they can count on you when it comes to whipping up a storm, faster than a curry house on a Friday night. Now, don’t spit out your tea, but there’s a ghost from your past that’s about to make a reappearance, a bit like that dodgy kebab you ate last night. They might just bring about an opportunity as intriguing as the missing half-hour from last weekend’s bender. And for your lucky charm of the week, a well-worn bottle opener. Why, you ask? Well, it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot, but it’s sure to be the life of the party, much like you, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!