It’s about as likely as a snowball’s chance in Hell that you’ll find a smidgen of joy in being cooped up for donkey’s years, especially if it involves being stuck indoors all the livelong day. What you’re really gagging for right now is a bit of hustle and bustle, a proper hive of activity, preferably teeming with a never-ending stream of human traffic. Lucky charm: Consider getting yourself a pet hamster. Watching it run in circles all day might give you a laugh and a newfound appreciation for your own freedom. Or it might just make you even more stir-crazy. Either way, it’s a win!

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