Listen up, darling, if there’s a shiny bauble you’ve got your beady eyes on and you know a mate who can get it for you, don’t just stand there like a lemon, go on and ask. It’s not the crown jewels, for God’s sake. Ask and by George, you might just receive. Still flying solo, are you? Well, tighten your girdle because there’s a whiff of romance in the air. You might be in for a bit of slap and tickle that lasts longer than a pint at the pub. Now, here’s a little lucky charm for you – an old horseshoe. Don’t go throwing it around like a frisbee, though. It’s supposed to bring you good fortune, not a lawsuit.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!