Cor, blimey! You’re dead set on bagging that promotion or a fat wage increase, aren’t you? Well, brace yourself for a bit of good news, love. Even though you’re so emotional, you could give a soap opera star a run for their money, your best bet is to keep your gob focused on the nitty-gritty. Stick to the facts and figures, and you might just avoid making a complete tit of yourself. And here’s your lucky charm, darling – a rubber duck. Don’t look at me like that! Stick it on your desk. Every time you see it, remember: “Stay afloat, don’t let anyone ruffle your feathers.” Plus, it’s a great conversation starter, or a distraction if you’re spouting absolute bollocks.

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