Stop faffing about and whip out your creative bits, love. Sure, you had plans to spend the evening with your tele and a cuppa, but there’s a nagging sensation in your noggin to tread the path less travelled. So what if Old Grumpypants over there is giving your ideas the stink eye? Tell ’em to stick it up their jumper and give your brain-babies a bloody fair shake! And here’s your lucky bit: “Ducks on a pond” – your lucky phrase. Say it when you’re in a pickle. It means everything’s calm underneath, even if you’re pedalling like mad. Mind you, don’t go shouting it at the ducks in the park. They don’t give a toss about your problems.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!