You’ve got yourself a right pickle, haven’t you? You’re up the creek without a paddle and the only way out is to beg your mates to hop in the boat with you. Going solo? Don’t make me laugh, you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag, let alone this muddle. So, drop the lone wolf act and bring in some back-up. You might find it a right giggle to rub shoulders with those chums you actually tolerate. Now, here’s a cheeky tip for you. Wear that ugly Christmas jumper your nan knitted for you. It’s so dreadful, it might just bring you some luck. And who knows? You might finally find a use for it, other than scaring off the neighbourhood cats.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!