Oi, wherever you park your arse, you might clock that folks are giving you the runaround. A workmate could be acting like a right muppet, probably ’cause they’re up to their neck in their own muck. But, chin up, love! ‘Cause going it solo and chasing your dreams could leave you feeling chuffed to bits, like you’ve just nicked the last biscuit from the tin! Lucky colour for you this week, sunshine, is blue. So why not pop on a smurf suit and strut your stuff? Might make the office numpties laugh, at least that’d be a change from their usual gormless expressions.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!