You’ve been busier than a one-legged man in a bum kicking contest, with everyone and their nan leaning on you like you’re some sort of walking stick. Once upon a time, you were more than chuffed to play Florence Nightingale, but now, you’re just about ready to toss it all in. It’s about bloody time they got off their lazy bums and started fending for themselves. Why not pop the question, ask ’em how they plan to get their own cuppa without you? Give ’em a bit of a shock, I say. And here’s a bit of cheeky advice. Your lucky charm today is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard right, a rubber duck. When life gets too much, chuck it in the bath, watch it bob about, and remember – no matter how rough the waters, you’re not the one getting your tail feathers wet.

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