Your dosh situation has hit a bit of a milestone, mate. Not half bad, even if it’s got your knickers in a twist that a mate seems to be having a pop at you on purpose to make you feel a bit of a muppet. It’s a bit of a downer to be on the receiving end of someone’s green-eyed monster. Try to keep your cool if you’re on the sharp end of any nasty nattering or snide remarks. Lucky charm: A right old pair of lucky socks – just remember, they’re only lucky if you remember to give them a wash every now and then. Don’t want to be knocking people out with a ‘lucky’ whiff, do we?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!