Oi, you’ve got a mate who’s a bit wobbly in the self-esteem department, eh? Your job, dear friend, is to give them a good ol’ verbal kick up the backside. Get them to see that they’re not as rubbish as they think they are. It’s like they’ve got a special gift, but they’re acting as if they’re sat on a whoopee cushion. Now, when it comes to your other chums and work mates, remember it’s not all about you, love. It’s a bit of give and take, innit? You can’t just be a greedy guts, taking all the time. It’s like a see-saw, you’ve got to balance it right or you’ll end up on your arse. And here’s a little something for you. Your lucky charm is a toilet roll. Why? Because even when everything goes to shite, it’s always there to wipe up the mess. It’s a bit like you, always there for your mates, even when they’re having a bit of a crap day.

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