Brace yourself, love, ’cause there’s a bit of dosh coming your way. The universe has decided you’re not to be a skint wanker for much longer. Now, don’t go chucking it all on a new pair of Jimmy Choos or splurging it on the ponies. Pay off those bloody loans and cut up those credit cards, you fiscal disaster. You’ve been spending like a footballer’s wife on a bender in Harrods. Do the smart thing for once and pull your financial socks up. Don’t go getting all spendy – that path leads to canned beans and Tesco Value bread for the rest of your life. Lucky phrase for the week is ‘A penny saved is a penny earned’. Now, don’t go getting all philosophical about it, just stop buying useless tat.

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