Darling, if a chance pops up to switch your job, don’t dilly-dally, grab it like a bargain at a car boot sale! You’ll have less time to mull things over than it takes to brew a proper cuppa. Trust your gut, love, it’ll be screaming louder than a seagull at a fish and chip shop. This is a golden ticket you wouldn’t want to miss, unless you’ve got the brains of a garden gnome. Lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. But don’t bother searching for one, you’ve got about as much chance of finding that as a vegan in a steakhouse.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!