Grab every bloomin’ opportunity that has the audacity to show its face, whether it’s to fatten your wallet or broaden your noggin. Embrace that job-related hurdle with such verve as if it’s a pint on a Friday night, because today’s the day you’re gonna sparkle, regardless of the dodgy path you decide to skid down. Lucky charm: A golden horseshoe. Use it to ward off any naff luck or, failing that, to knock some sense into the next numpty who tries to rain on your parade.

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