You’ve always been a bit of a Picasso in the back bedroom, haven’t ya? But recently, turning your little hobby into a full-blown career is about as much fun as a colonoscopy on a hangover. It’s like transforming your beloved pet into a cash cow – suddenly, Fido’s not so cute anymore, is he? And yet, just like a moth to a flame or a Kardashian to a camera, the allure of making a few extra quid exploiting your talents is hard to resist, innit? Lucky charm: A paintbrush. But don’t go thinking you’re the next Van Gogh just yet. Remember, he ended up with one ear and not a penny to his name, so maybe stick to your day job, eh?

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