Oi, listen up you nosy bugger. Your pal or someone you’re sweet on is about to spill the beans, confessing secrets that’d make a vicar blush. Not only does this mean you can play the hero, but it also unravels the mystery behind their recent behaviour, stranger than a dog on roller skates. Remember, in the game of Chinese whispers, you’re not just the receiver, you’re the bloody postmaster! And here’s your lucky charm: A horseshoe. But remember, it’s only lucky if you manage not to knock yourself out when hanging it up. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!