You might need to stick on a brave face and entertain the company of a young whippersnapper who’s got the personality of a damp biscuit. They’re about as aware of their grumpiness as a pigeon is of advanced calculus. They don’t mean any harm, bless ’em, they’re just carrying on like a bear with a sore head. It’s down to you, darling, to keep your knickers from getting in a twist and show them how to behave like a grown-up. Now, your lucky charm this week is a jar of pickled onions. Yes, you heard me right! Nothing says ‘I’ve got the luck of the Irish’ like smelling like a chip shop. So, go ahead, pop open a jar and let the good times roll!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!