Things are moving faster than a chav at a car boot sale, aren’t they? Well, don’t you fret, ’cause you’ve got more back issues than Hello Magazine, and all that chin-wagging you’ve done recently will put you in good stead to guess how others might take a turn on this crazy waltzer ride we call life. Still, don’t get ahead of yourself – you’re no Mystic Meg, and jumping to conclusions could land you in a pickle quicker than a cucumber at a Women’s Institute meeting. Lucky charm: A rabbit’s foot. But remember, it wasn’t so lucky for the rabbit, was it?

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