You’re as eager to change your plans to accommodate your flatmate or work colleague’s bright ideas as a cat is to take a dip in the Thames. The stress it’s adding to your relationship is about as good for your health as a deep-fried Mars bar. If money troubles are turning your family into an episode of EastEnders, it might be time to have a chinwag with a solicitor or accountant. Your lucky phrase today is “Bob’s your uncle”, usually heard just before a catastrophe that makes the Titanic look like a minor hiccup. Use it wisely, or better yet, not at all.

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