Blimey, you’re not keen on frittering away your pep on everyday humdrum, are ya? There’s this niggling voice in your bonce that’s having a chinwag, yammering on about being on a lucky streak. So, in the spirit of seizing the day like a dog with a butcher’s bone, you’re considering dusting off those pipe dreams you’ve always had a soft spot for, but never really given the old college try. Lucky tip for the day: “Find a four-leaf clover, it’s luckier than a politician’s promise!” And we all know how often those come true, don’t we? Better yet, keep it in your wallet, because lord knows there’s bugger all else in there!

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