Blimey, one minute you’re playing chess master with all your careful plans, next thing you know, it’s all gone tits up! Those who you thought had your back, are now acting like they’ve got a master’s degree in hurdle making. It’s like a bloody episode of “The Apprentice”, isn’t it? You’re thinking about throwing it back to the good old days, but there’s always that one sod who’s more stubborn than a mule with constipation. They’ve got their knickers in such a twist, they’d rather see you fall flat on your face than let you get a move on. Now, for your lucky charm: A horseshoe. Why? Because with the way things are going, you’re going to need all the luck you can get. And remember, it’s got to be hung the right way up or all the luck runs out. Bit like your plans, innit?

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