The cheeky git who bothered you for a handout the other day is expecting another handout, much like a dog after a bone. You don’t mind playing Florence Nightingale, but blimey, you also crave a smidgen of satisfaction. It’s not like you can get your jollies from filing paperwork, you need a proper brain teaser, something to get the old grey matter churning. You need to rub shoulders with fascinating folk who don’t consider Sudoku a mental marathon. So, shove off with the dullards and find yourself a proper chinwag. Lucky phrase for the day: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Remember, that lining might just be aluminium foil, but it still shines, doesn’t it?

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