Cor blimey, grab yaself a bit of peace and quiet, mate! No more playing the humble servant to their lordships, alright? Go on, take a gander at what you really fancy, not what those cheeky blighters want from you. Bugger all that noise, it’s time to put your feet up and give it some thought. And what’s all this jabber about ‘peace and quiet’, ‘spirituality’ and ‘boundaries’? Pardon my French, but bollocks to that! You don’t need a bleeding dictionary to figure out what you want, do ya? Sod all the expectations and demands, just sort your life out the way you bloody well please. Now, before you toddle off, remember this: your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard it, a rubber duck! Why? Because when life gives you lemons, you chuck ’em in the bath with your duck and have a right laugh! Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!