When you’re caught up in more hoopla than a royal wedding and have more social invites than Boris Johnson has bad hair days, finding a moment’s peace is tougher than a well-done British steak. Why not take a moment to indulge in your own eccentric pastimes, like competitive tea drinking or professional tutting? You’ll soon feel as calm and satisfied as a cat in a fishmonger’s. Lucky tip: Always remember to butter your scones before your crumpets – it’s the only way to keep the Queen’s corgis from nipping at your ankles. It’s a laugh, but you’ll thank me when you’re not sporting canine teeth marks on your calves.

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