Cor, blimey! Love, you’ve got more potential than a chippie on payday! Your noggin’s about to spew out more quids than a faulty fruit machine. Yes, it’s time to join forces with a mate, not because you’re a lazy git, but ’cause you’re saving your precious energy for grander things. Mate, don’t be a muppet, get those flatmates and work cronies to pick up your slack. Tell ’em you’re too knackered doing the heavy lifting of generating cold hard cash and world-changing solutions. Promise ’em you’ll return the favour when your pockets are bulging and you’ve got time to kill. And as for your lucky charm, it’s a pair of old socks. No, not because they’re lucky, but ’cause if you can convince someone they’re magic, you can convince ’em of bloody anything!

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