Well, blimey, ain’t this a turn up for the books? One of your mates suddenly turned as sweet as a cherry Bakewell tart, more agreeable than a pint at the pub after a long day’s graft. Finally, you’re both seeing eye to eye on a matter that was about as complicated as a one-legged race. No need for the bloody UN Peacekeeping Force after all. And, for Pete’s sake, don’t just sit there like an old bag of spuds. Get those glad rags on and get out for a chinwag with the lads and lasses. Been feeling a bit Billy-no-mates recently, haven’t you? Time to catch up on the latest gossip, and maybe even a bit of how’s your father, if you’re lucky! And here’s a right bobby dazzler for you – your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle!” Yes, that’s right. Why? Well, because it’s hilarious, cheeky and just about as British as it gets. So, next time you’re in a pickle or need a quick solution, just shout out “Bob’s your uncle!” and watch the magic happen. Or, more likely, watch people’s faces contort in confusion. Either way, it’s a laugh, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!