Well, love, it appears you’re off gallivanting in the clouds with the fairies, since your imagination’s been hitting the gin and tonics rather hard of late. Your chinwags with the rest of the rabble will seem more profound, largely because your sixth sense is buzzing like a frisky honeybee. You’ll be sniffing out everyone’s hidden emotions and secret thoughts like a bloodhound on the scent of a pork pie. Lucky for you, your lucky colour is mystery mauve. Why? Because it’s as confusing as you are! So, slap it on, and let’s see if it helps you make any sense, you absolute nutter!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!