You’ve got a disposition as tender as a butcher’s heart and you’re all set to stir up a sense of togetherness, just like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. This makes you as sensitive as a raw nerve in a toothache, always ready to be as helpful as a chocolate teapot when anyone’s in a pickle. And as for your lucky charm? A golden horseshoe. But mind you, it’s as useful as a chocolate fireguard, so don’t count on it turning your day around!

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