Avoid flapping your gums about any juicy titbits you stumble upon. No one likes a gossip, especially one who can’t tell their arse from their elbow. If you’re feeling the zing has gone out of your love life, it’s time to get creative. Perhaps it’s time to dig out the old feather duster or reintroduce the fun of velcro bedsheets! Single? Well, you might bump into someone who tickles your fancy, preferably not in the supermarket frozen food aisle, though. And as the curtain falls on the day, it’s time to cosy up with the old ball and chain and the ankle biters. Remember, family time means love, laughter and plenty of passive-aggressive comments about who last did the washing up. Your lucky phrase this week is “Bob’s your uncle!” So, next time you’re in a tight spot, just remember, Bob’s your uncle and you’ll be right as rain. But if Bob actually is your uncle, you might want to give him a bell – he’s probably wondering why you never call.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!