Listen up, sunshine, your attention span is currently as fickle as a toddler’s hold on a lollipop, completely fixated on your homestead, your in-laws and your oh-so-exciting life of solitude. It’s like you’re expecting to become best pals with your housemates and kinfolk – heaven help us! It’s all about basking in the sheer ecstasy of your worn-out sofa, savouring the musty scent of your decrepit living room, and wrapping yourself in the cocoon of comfort that your four walls provide. It’s all so cosy, it’s nauseating! Your lucky charm for today is a pair of old socks. Yes, you heard me right. Apparently, they’re supposed to bring good luck. Who knew? Just don’t sniff them, you might pass out!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!