You’re a free-spirited soul, aren’t you? You can’t stand being boxed in, no more than a cat being shoved into a thimble. There’s a right numpty close by who’s been acting more and more like a Napoleon on steroids, and it’s giving you the hump. You might have to grow a pair and tell ’em you need a bit of breathing room, and do it with a bit of tact, mind you. And if you can do it without making them cry, well, that’s a bonus. Your lucky phrase for the day is ‘Bob’s your uncle.’ Funny how it never is, isn’t it? But it might just be the magic words to get you out of a sticky wicket, so sprinkle it about like fairy dust.

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