You were about as prepared to deal with that sourpuss as a nun at a nudist colony. Once the dust settles and the serenity kicks back in, these nasty vibes will vanish quicker than a politician’s promise. Just remember, we’ve all had days where we’re as grumpy as a bulldog chewing a wasp, so it’s best to forgive, forget and move on. Lucky colour for you? Let’s go with royal blue – it’s as close as you’ll get to being royal, darling.

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