Blimey, it’s like you’re in the Olympics, isn’t it? You’re hopping over more hurdles than a kangaroo on a sugar rush. Sticking to your original plans is about as likely as a snowball’s chance in hell. You’re juggling so many changes, you could give a circus clown a run for his money. Then, out of the blue, something catches your ear or eye. It’s like a slap in the face with a wet kipper, changing your stance on a situation you were once as certain about as a pigeon in Trafalgar Square. Lucky charm for you: a rubber duck. Don’t ask why, just trust me on this one. It might give your life the comedic plot twist it desperately needs. Plus, it will be the only thing that will stay afloat in your current shambles of a situation.

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