Blimey! It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped at the coalface or when you’re dealing with the big wigs, hasn’t it? Those curveballs that have come out of left field could actually turn out to be a right royal treat. Keep your knickers on and play it cool as a cucumber. Ride the wave and grab anything that looks like it might be a bit of a giggle. The sticky wicket you’re on will clear up faster than a pint of lager at closing time. Now, here’s a bit of a lucky charm for you, a rubber duck. Yes, you heard right, a rubber duck! Don’t give me that face. It might look a bit daft, but Bob’s your uncle, it’s luckier than a four-leaf clover in a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. So go on, stick it in your pocket and have a laugh about it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!