It seems like everyone around you’s got their knickers in a twist about singing “Jingle Bloody Bells” while you’re stuck knee-deep in a pile of to-dos bigger than the Queen’s hat collection. What’s the harm in letting some of these tiresome tasks bugger off, so you can have a bit more of a giggle, eh? Just don’t forget the basics, like tossing a few scraps to the sprogs and furballs. Stick “Santa’s Got Stuck Up the Chimney” on full blast and keep your pecker up! Lucky phrase for you: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Though in your case, it’s more like “Every dust cloud from the untouched vacuum cleaner has a chance of revealing a lost fiver.”

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!