‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s all this then? You’re daydreaming about what’s to come, are you? Picturing a big old shakeup in the old career department? You’re thinking about swanning off to some cushy government job or maybe playing nurse in a hospital or, heavens forbid, moulding young minds in a school. If you’re after the big quid, then those might just be your ticket. You’ll get a fair whack of cash, and the perks ain’t half bad either. And guess what? You get to nick off more often with all that extra holiday they’re chucking at you. And here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. No, I’m not pulling your leg. Next time you’re in a pickle, just give it a squeeze and remember, everyone’s got their ducks in a row except you, you daft git!

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