Righto, you’re about to reassess your entire life’s mission, based on the flimsy evidence of what you’ve managed to cock up so far. You’ve been dicking about with some arts and crafts, haven’t you? Well, that’s bloomin’ marvellous. Now there’s some real work to be done, and it’s going to require you to pull your finger out, especially as you’re lumped in with a colleague who’s so careful, they’d probably need a map to find their own backside. Here’s a lucky charm for you: a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do you much good. I mean, if you had any luck, you wouldn’t be reading horoscopes, would you?

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