Blimey, look at you, standing at the crossroads like a lost pigeon, and it’s not even a Sunday roast in sight! It’s decision time, mate. You’ve got a pickle to sort, especially when it comes to your chums and your dosh. You fancy yourself as a bit of a lone ranger? Fancy taking a walk on the wild side, do you? Well, pull your socks up, because it’s not all tea and crumpets. There’s a fair bit of sacrifice in store, so you better be ready to put the kettle on for that! Lucky charm for you: a four-leaf clover. No, not just any clover, but the one stuck to the bottom of your shoe after a night out at the pub. You never know, it might just stop you from making a pig’s ear out of your decisions. And if it doesn’t, well… at least you can use it as a nifty bookmark, you cheeky bugger!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!