Blimey, it’s a corker of a time to let your creative juices flow like a leaky faucet. Whether you’re shackled to your office desk or lounging around your gaff, prioritise the tasks that tickle your fancy, not ones that make you feel like you’re pulling teeth. If you’re on the prowl for some luurve, your nocturnal shenanigans should provide a bloody good opportunity to rub shoulders (or more, you cheeky devil) with some fresh faces. Get off your arse and mingle, you might just stumble upon your other half – and if they’re anything like you, God help them. And here’s a bit of a giggle for you: your lucky item for the day is a rubber duck. Don’t ask me why or how that’s going to help you, just always remember, it’s not the size of the duck in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the duck!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!