You’re gagging to dive headfirst into the abyss, chomping at the bit to sniff out something fresh and a bit naughty that’ll get your heart racing faster than a pensioner on a mobility scooter. There’s a wild ride on the cards, and you won’t need to stick your nose too far out to sniff it. One of your mates is going to chirp up with a few scandalous ideas, and blimey, they’re going to light your fire like a bonfire night sparkler stuck in a dog’s backside. Lucky Charm: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket for good luck. Not only is it a great conversation starter, but it’s also a handy flotation device in case you’re caught short in a flood. Just remember, if you’re going to squeeze something for luck, make sure it’s your duck and not your mate.

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