The kinfolk are acting up more than a drunken uncle at a wedding. The homely comforts you’re pining for? Forget it, it’s more like EastEnders meets the Addams Family. And you’re thinking of slapping the ‘immature’ label on someone? That’s like calling Boris Johnson ‘a bit dishevelled’. Best to zip it, darling, unless you fancy a row that’d put a soap opera to shame. Just hold your horses ’til the moon’s high in the sky, then you can expect a bit of peace. Though, knowing your lot, peace probably means they’ve all passed out or they’re plotting something. Either way, it’s a win. Oh, and your lucky charm: it’s a silver tongue. Not literally, you plonker. It means you’ve got a knack for the gab. Use it wisely and you might be able to talk your family into behaving like humans, not hyenas on a caffeine binge. Now, wouldn’t that be a hoot?

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