You’re turning into a right miserable old sod, ain’t ya? Can’t remember the last time you had a giggle, can you? You’ve become about as fun as a soggy crumpet. Try hanging around with the nippers and ankle-biters in the family, they might help you find that lost little git inside ya who used to know how to have a laugh. Remember, there’s no need to rush, you’ve still got tomorrow to sort out today’s cock-ups. So, it’s high time you stopped being such a dullard and put some razzle-dazzle back into your life. Now, for your lucky charm. Your lucky number is 7. Why, you ask? Because it’s about bloody time you had a bit of luck, and seven’s as good a number as any. Just don’t go using it for the lottery, we don’t want you getting too carried away now, do we?

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