Listen up, you water-bearing wackadoodle! This time of year is as pivotal for you Aquarians as a gin and tonic is for Aunt Beryl on a Sunday afternoon. It’s not the time to be sitting around like a slug in a salt mine, darlings. Get up, get out, and start hunting down your dreams like they owe you money! And for the little luck nugget, remember, your lucky colour is electric blue. Bright enough to scare the crows away and probably blind a few passing strangers too! Enjoy, darling.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!