If you’re on a scouting mission for a bit of advice or insider intel, only give your ear to those old chums who’ve been there for you before. Beware the dodgy sort who’s trying to trip you up and send you down the garden path. It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot, that one. Now, don’t be shy to have a chinwag with that old codger from up the ranks. A bit of old-fashioned nattering can do wonders for your gut feelings and puff up your chest when it comes to making those big, scary decisions. It’s like getting legless without the hangover, innit? And for your lucky bit, try this on for size: Find yourself a lucky horseshoe. Not just any old horseshoe, mind you, but one from a horse that’s kicked the bucket. It’s a bit grim, I know, but the luck’s supposed to be top-notch. Just remember, the charm’s in the luck, not the smell.

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