Oops, troubles are sure to pop up, no matter if you’re tackling a dicey situation like a bull in a china shop or a nun at a pole-dancing class. What initially seems a right old pickle could, with a tad of chin-wagging with your grey matter, flip your outlook on its arse. You might stumble upon shockers, titillating, truly spiffing opportunities that’ll knock your socks off, like finding a fiver in an old pair of kecks! Lucky bit: They say seven’s a lucky number, but let’s face it, darling, the only time seven was lucky for me was when it was followed by a few more zeros on my paycheque. Still, you never know – perhaps the number seven will finally pay off for you. Good luck with that!

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