No need to get your knickers in a twist! Like you, there are other chaps who’d rather dodge a barney than dive into it headfirst. Navigating choppy waters in a way that makes everyone feel like their two penn’orth is being taken into account can be a bloody miracle. And here’s a lucky tip for you, sunshine – the next time you’re in a pickle, try wearing a garlic necklace. Not only will it keep the vampires at bay, but the stench will also ensure nobody sticks around long enough to start an argument!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!